Monkey for hire

As a vague followup to the previous post, I thought I might as well stick this page up. Part of my Mandriva work is copyediting / proofreading; if you need anything of this nature done, I'm available to do it freelance. I work quickly and professionally. Rates are entirely negotiable based on factors including but not limited to the nature of the work, your ability to pay, the phase of the moon and whether you own a parrot named Susan. I can also translate French into English very stylishly and with marginally greater accuracy than the Google translator.