There's something weirdly cute about the BBC News website's five word headlines, shorn as they are of all context, adverbs and, frequently, pronouns. One of today's is my new favourite:

UN begins quake vaccination drive

I didn't know you could be vaccinated against earthquakes! Isn't progress great?


Adriano wrote on 2005-11-13 06:49:
No, no, no! It's very clear that the newspiece is about vaccinating quakes. Possibly against avian flu?